And that wasn't the last time ;

Every moment I reached the page of posting, I will ask myself, 'what am I going to present my readers today? Especially the very loyal one'. I ask myself, to bring joy or worry or sadness to you, or to bring you plain stupidity by writing every single shit which had happened earlier on today.

Lol. That's really ticklish. Imagine I'd tell you all. Oh I went to toilet 11 times today, 3 times to pass motion, 2 times to clean my filthy hands, 6 times to urine.

"Woo, Hawy doesn't baths.."

*Don't worry la, I bath but not in the toilet. I have my bath at the sauna room at home.=.=

Okay, thats not the point. If this were to be in America, a disclosed blog which approximately fetches 10k of readers, there would be sure 5k and above in the number of people who tagged CONSTRUCTIVELY at the tagboard in regards to what had the blogger post about. The Americans blog for a discussion. Discussion okays... DISCUSSION HOR!!!

Now, teleport your mind back to our dear country. Where people are dressed like freaks with God knows what striped hose up their arms, legs with a don't know don't know what la. So, you visit a blog. You see overlapping pictures with cramps the bandwith and crashes the speed of loading that page with my holy fast computer and with loads of glittering images , you feel like you just got a punch in your face. Worse still, due to the over uploading of pictures which makes utterly no sense, the toolbar can't be use to scroll your page up and down even with a good internet navigator like Mozilla. Enough pek cek, now you read the contents.
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I went to bugis just now. Mother and father bought me clothes. Daddy bought me a tee, mummy bought me a jeans.So happy. Then they bring me go eat shit. Then, I vomit in the toilet at the second floor of Cineleisure.No choice, today's shit very smelly from the usual ones. Wa, I puked a lot you know. About half a basin filled. THREE people looked at me from behind, FIVE looked at me from cubicles. Then finish vomitting liao leh, papa asked me want go home not. I said no. I said I want to walk awhile more, because it's been a long while since the last time we went out as a family. We walked a while more around centrepoint, den go home taking a cab. Reached home at about 15mins later , and slept. I'm so tired. Now chatting with honey through msn. I miss him lehs. BLA BLA BLA~~~
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Tell me, what do you think ? Kns, like I mentioned few months back, if anyone were to blog like this, might as well mention how big the eye shit is which clouds your view every morning, how many litres of urine did you get rid of, the number of hair grown/lost and compile them to be a bibliography of your life ? Kao. Please please, blog for a reason. At least a better one? Not to dictate the happenings which teaches me to close the window your blog is at. There's one of such stupid blog just 2 clicks away, follow your intuition and start playing with my links. =D

Our people = Sian, today blog what? I never go out leh, no story to grandmother tell my readers. Aiya stressed ah, don't know what to blog.

Americans = I'm preparing a post which takes 9 days to complete reading if one were to read a 500word/min please bear with the stop in updates.

3am. LATE AND TIME TO SLEEP!! =.= Sweet, kind and lovely one, please call to wake me when you think it's the right time. Thank you. =D

Since you left me dead laid here ;
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