blogging bug approached me, and it said " hey! move your fingers and type some shit at ur blog! its rotting! [ after a one or two days distancing from the last post ]"
So I'm here to present... the best every man can get. lol. Read a book borrowed by martin from the school library... it's....fascinatingly fascinating!
1st and the last fact i can remember.
BY SNEEZING; you will die if you sneeze ur waste out 13 times at a go, some sneezes have been reported by scientists at a astonishing speed of 160 km/h. And hazardly, you'll kill thousands or was it hundreds of brain cells jus by the common 'ah choo'. Oh my god.
Wonder if anyone dies from masturbating for umpteen times a day and there goes the funeral song for the poor horny asshole. Lol. though i have of a useless dicked old man who got horny and he sees his dick on the floor overwhelmed by some seduction from chicks or wad. Thats when FATAL seduction comes in isnt it. HAHA, yes im laughing to myself cos its jus soooo boring now.
English is a wonderful langage, it brings ppl together; dissolves any racial differences in jus a pure min or two. But WHEN some people jus prefer to abuse this wonderfully built language, everything around you jus seems to be the perfect weapon to smash ur monitor into pieces to put a halt to this insult towards english,esp when you see bloggers typing
" iie hadd such a nicee daee. iie wenx ardd witt sweetiie tu watch moviie ad tampinex mall. muaa [ this is the most riduculous part, MY they type it as MUA, these two syllabus dun even sound the same!! ] handfonex werss spoiltt, SHO [ so as SHO ? WTF ! ] iie wenx tu nokia care tu fex. "
thats the best i could mimick. Elaborating more downgrades myself and im never gonna do tht. Hey, if these people can have ALL the time to type ME as MUA, whats holding them up from brushing up on their english ? I never imagined this to happen in our country lor, fuck. Those potatoe-eaters will jus glance at blogs by these sort of ppl and say "hey , these black-haired ppl dun even noe how to type in proper language!! *laughs..."
For ppl like this, 1stly, typing in this manner isn't nice at all. It's the least appealing stage where people will spend time at wad u type. 2nd, being a singaporean and yet u translate ur words into such manner will ONLY bring yourself and the whole country down. Embarrassment, that's wad i wud say. 3rdly, trying to act cute or stylish they call it. It's childish i'd say.
On mere mentioning about this, i dun even dare admit the fact that i typed such 'greekish' , 'arabian' language here to pollute my paragon blog. This is really a matter to condemm people on.
Well, anyway..
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Since you left me dead laid here ;
[11:38 PM]
Hawwy
I speak in deep ungracefulness and I'm not those geeky , cute , bea(it)chy boys you go after. I'm a dangerous game to play, and you won't have enough tears to pay.
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